Odepenis Complex

barackspankingobama started following you

Is this reality?  Or is this just another cocaine induced fantasy?

Dreaming that one is being followed can mean that there is a need to identify with the pursuant.  Could it truly be that the bartender last night was right when he said that I was too white to be in his club?

It’s not like multiple fellatio with several baboons is an uncommon fantasy or anything.  Am I right or am I right?

Today I saw a patient who’d had a dream about being poked in the face by several bananas.  Like, wow, how obvious can you GET?  

Wow, Jung, way to be a bitch.  All I said was that your hypotheses are shit.  I guess I can’t blame you, though, your mom being fucking crazy and all.