Odepenis Complex

It's Sigmund Schlomo Freud, not Sigmund Homo Freud. Get it right, Jung.

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barackspankingobama started following you

Is this reality?  Or is this just another cocaine induced fantasy?

Dreaming that one is being followed can mean that there is a need to identify with the pursuant.  Could it truly be that the bartender last night was right when he said that I was too white to be in his club?

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It’s not like multiple fellatio with several baboons is an uncommon fantasy or anything.  Am I right or am I right?

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Today I saw a patient who’d had a dream about being poked in the face by several bananas.  Like, wow, how obvious can you GET?  

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Anonymous asked: odepenis complex more like you're obsessed with odes to phallic objects. Homo freud aha fuck you

SHUT UP JUNG your mother masturbated with all your favorite toys.

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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Your mom’s place, maybe then I could figure out why you’re such a stupid fuck.

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Wow, Jung, way to be a bitch.  All I said was that your hypotheses are shit.  I guess I can’t blame you, though, your mom being fucking crazy and all.